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FADE IN

INT. - APARTMENT - afternoon

We enter a bedroom office, its
walls garishly adorned with images
from the Cubs' World Series
victory. Standing at a communist
desk and typing furiously in the
flickering light of three monitors
is LARRY, an overweight man with
a long, unkempt, grey beard. MATT,
lean and serious, enters the room,
and they start to converse,
Larry's gaze never leaving his
elaborate workstation.

          MATT
   Where did it go?

          LARRY
   Where did what go?

          MATT
   It! The website! The website 
   that our business uses to 
   market itself. That it!

          LARRY
   I'm tweaking it. We're
   rebranding a little bit.

Matt is incredulous at Larry's
nonchalant response.

          MATT
   Tweaking? You destroyed it! 
   It's gone! There's a smoking 
   crater where the website used
   to be!
                  
          LARRY
   That's temporary.

          MATT
   That's total annihlation! I 
   don't ... you know what? 
   It's ... it's fine. When 
   will it be back?

          LARRY
   Soon.

          MATT
   No! You do NOT get to 
   Spaceballs me! When will it 
   be back?
                  
          LARRY
   February first?

          MATT
   Fine. Make it happen.

Matt storms away, but typing 
continues furiously in his wake.
Without pausing his work, Larry 
calls out his parting shot.

          LARRY
   May the Schwartz be with 
   you!
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